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Entries from May 2009

Rising Food Prices

May 14, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Remember last year when we were paying 5 bucks for a loaf of bread, when eggs were a dollar or two above what we were used to? Well, hopefully that does not happen again, especially while we find ourselves in the throes of a recession. But, as the New York Times reports today, food prices unexpectedly rose 1.5 percent in April.

For those of you who live in New York City, as I do, the idea of rising food prices is a nightmare scenario. Anyone who has a backyard, I encourage you to invest now in chickens and making your own bread. Build a cement bunker while you at it. No one knows if Pakistan will be able to keep its nuclear arsenal safe from terrorists.

–Nick

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Unlimited Breadsticks…and Snake Head

May 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Imagine, you go out for a nice evening meal out at T.G.I. Friday’s, your enjoying your plate of broccoli and assorted vegetables. Mmmm. Vegetables are so good, so high in fiber and nutrients. But you know what else is high in fiber, snake head. So who can blame T.G.I. Friday’s chefs for maybe throwing in a little bit of extra nutritional value to the meal?

A question here. What the hell happened to the rest of the snake? Surely other happy diners must have eaten it. A long, slender snake body might have camouflaged nicely in a basket of never ending breadsticks? Hell, cooked down to a slimy, malleable strand, it could have slipped into a big bowl of pasta, added a meaty finish to the meat balls?

The best part of the article is how the guy is not going to sue T.G.I. Friday’s You can practically still hear the sigh of relief coming form that boardroom. They probably had already written out the check and were just waiting to get the guy’s name right.

–Nick

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Obesity News

May 10, 2009 · 1 Comment

fat-heartThis latest news about obesity should be filed under least surprising study findings ever.

In other news, and just to drive the point home, there’s this, a pictorial guide to the findings above.

–Nick

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Changing Gears

May 7, 2009 · Leave a Comment

After all the pork is still safe to eat talk and all the protect the pork industry maneuvering, it seems maybe the common ol’ scared off its ass public was onto something. The Wold Health Organization just issued a new statement saying that maybe it’s not such a good idea to eat that pork infected with Swine Flu.

Maybe Egypt was right after all?

–Nick

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The Madness Continues

May 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The pork consumption panic continues today with a new story in The Independent about how Russia is banning the import of pork from Great Britain. A little further down in the article, though, it is added that the ban is a formality, as Russia has already banned pork imports from Great Britain due to fears over foot-and-mouth disease. I’m confused, Russia?

Great Britain is the latest addition to Russia’s growing list, which includes Spain, Canadian provinces of British Columbia, Nova Scotia, Ontario, and the country of Spain. Russia has cast an even wider net when it comes to other countries: All meat, including pork, beef, and poultry has been banned as an import from Mexico, Central America, Caribbean countries, California, New York, South Carolina, and Texas. The country has also banned imports of live pigs and pork that have not been heated above 176 degrees F for no less than 30 minutes from Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, New Jersey, and Ohio.

To counteract these moves, the pork industry has enacted a campaign to reassure pork consumers that the meat is safe to eat. Russia claims that since the H1N1 virus is so new, and since it is an evolved strain of several other viruses, there is too much uncertainty not to play it safe.

So Egypt is killing all its pigs and Russia doesn’t want any pigs. The saddest victim in this flu game is of course the pig, a smart, sweet animal that has, like other domesticated, feed lot livestock, been abused since industrial farms became the norm. The Swine Flu outbreak is yet another call for clean farming practices, for a national body that oversees all farming conditions on food determined for export.

–Nick

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Eating Pork in Swine Flu Mayhem

May 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

When the Swine Flu began in Mexico and it was clear the virus was going to spread across the globe, the first thought I had was about how pork, the other white meat, will suffer greatly. And, true to form, human beings prove to be neurotic and illogical. Despite the news saying that eating pork is fine and perfectly safe, that one cannot get swine flu from eating pork, the demand for the meat has cratered. Imports and exports have been thrown into a near standstill and Egypt slaughtered 250,000 pigs, an astounding knee-jerk action.

But there is one exception, according the The Smart Set. Pork consumption in the Philippines has remained steady. Citizens there have treasured Lechon, the Philippine term for a pick roasted whole over open coals, as a sort of national dish for a long time, and the Swine Flu has not dented this gustatory habit. The Philippine government has done an effective job to inform citizens that one cannot get Swine Flu from eating pork; most Lechon is locally grown and not imported (even before Swine Flu, this was true); and plus, from what we hear, the pork is too good to give up.

-Nick

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